Think you can park?

I bet you do. I bet, every single time you pull in between those delicious candy yellow lines, you think, "Everyone should look at this, this is how you do it. This is the care and perfection you use, to respectfully place your vehicle. This is how you make most efficient use of a parking lot." But, most of you can't do it. You can't park.

What's worse, until now, you've gotten away with it. You leave your spot, or rather, your two to three spots, and you putter on, never expecting to be called on your failure - your absolute inability to govern your automobile, to finesse it into the majestic perfection that is the ultimate parking job.

You drive on, never knowing that everyone that walked by, looked at you and your terrible atrocity of a parking job, and thought, "That jackass can't park."

Get ready.